They copied the gummies. Copied the graphics. Even tried to copy the bear.
But you can't copy two years of pharmaceutical R&D. You can't copy SGS lab verification. And you definitely can't copy being the only creatine gummy on the market verified at 365 days.
So the bear took matters into his own hands. Legal made us [REDACTED] that part.
Risked it all. Risked getting cancelled. Got half the packaging censored. Didn't listen to anyone.
Only 5,000 bags. 2,400 already gone to retailers. What's left is what's left. Then the bear goes back into hiding.
SGS Lab Verified
Every batch independently tested by SGS — one of the world's most respected labs. We don't just test on production day. We test at day 365 to prove the creatine holds. Most brands won't do this. We wonder why.
Pharmaceutical Grade
Manufactured in a GMP pharmaceutical facility using low-temperature, pH-controlled processing that our competitors said was overkill. It wasn't.
HASTA Accredited
Our products are tested and verified for banned substances through HASTA — one of the strictest frameworks in the world. This batch is pending HASTA certification as it's just landed, but will undergo the same rigorous testing. Safe for professional and tested athletes.
